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Matrimoniale

Oare cati dintre noi nu ne amuzam din cand in cand citind anunturi matrimoniale? Au devenit o rubrica mai mult decat necesara a ziarelor si nu numai. Ieri am intrat pe Best of Craiglist, locul unde moralul meu merge pe o linie vertiginos ascendenta in anumite zile amare sau doar plictisitoare.

In aceste vremuri mai mult decat nebune pe care le traim, se pare ca imaginatia unora atinge cote nebanuite. Nu pot decat sa rad, sa ma minunez si sa ma intreb spre ce ne indreptam atunci cand citesc aceste anunturi:

Ugly guy still looking for a long term relationship. DON’T SCROLL DOWN you might go blind

*Trebuie apreciat aici simtul autoironiei.

You were doctor who looked at the blister on my foot. You’re pregnant with another man’s baby. I would raise it as my own. I love you. My girlfriend will not be happy about this but she is out of town.”

I am a lvl 8 warrior seeking my adventuring companion. Only sanctioned spells allowed, costume dress optional but preferred. I have the body of a wandering Norwegian brawler and short brown hair. Please send pics, leves, preferred adventure type and spell list. We could go get dinner (under $20), and watch a movie. Also I’m allergic to cats

*Cu asa un corp, alergia la pisici parca nu se potriveste, dar mai conteaza atunci cand este evidentiata calitatea economiei de care omul da dovada cu cina sub 20 de dolari?

Hideous-looking, obese, smelly, ill-tempered, lazy, cowardly, chronic, and a complete liar seeks total opposite

*In minte imi vine doar „In your dreams!”

Cele de mai sus nu sunt nimic in comparatie cu ceea ce urmeaza, iar unica expresie ce poate caracteriza aceasta cireasa de pe tort ar fi „over the top”:

Angry, simple-minded, balding, partially blind ex-circus flipper boy with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy and stinky, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. No freaks.

Lumea este populata de tot felul de indivizi. Totusi, este lumea pregatita pentru astfel de oameni? Ultimul anunt ma face sa ma minunez inca o data (si sa ma infior) la ceea ce unii dintre acestia ar considera totusi ciudat sau anormal.

Ca o ilustrare a timpurilor noastre, Simple Plan – Crazy

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